I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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