I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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