You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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