Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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