i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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