I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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