Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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