Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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