So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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