You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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