You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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