Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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