What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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