i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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