too bad you live with your parents still
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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