you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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