Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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