Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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