We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
NoShamevember. You game?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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