I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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