Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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