seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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