Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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