There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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