Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
