whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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