so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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