butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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