Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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