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Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Dick very happy bro
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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