this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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