You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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