Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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