Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think my moral compass just broke
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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