I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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