Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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