im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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