Got a toothbrush?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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