You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Terrible idea I love it
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize