she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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