I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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