Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
What changed your mind?
Being sober
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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