he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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