can we get nightvision for the apartment?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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