My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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