I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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