New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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