i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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