I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
