sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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