is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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