dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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