We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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