new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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