Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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