Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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