have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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