I'm drive I can fine osifer
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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