I didn't shave. On purpose
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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