yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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